By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 19:29 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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mk58 31

Hey, if Ma-in-law wishes you so nicely, you have nothing to complain about! At least you're not one of those posting on FML because their mother-in-law hates them.

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GoW_Chick 14

Maybe that's why 15 put it in the form of a question.. Either that or we're on jeopardy Q- A good way to spend your birthday *buzz* what is coitus?

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jaredofmo 22

Your mother in law is awesome.

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HeartOfLead 24

If the conversation gets awkward, try switching the subject and start talking about how your friend might be secretively sneaking around your brother.

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MrSassypants 33

You should have text back saying: "had*"

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DocBastard 38

Wait wait wait, you're complaining because your mother-in-law made a joke? Or because she knows you're having sex? Most people complain about their mothers-in-law being crazy. Yours is funny. Get over yourself.

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MrSassypants 33

I tried to get over myself once, I found out it is physically impossible.

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immaMonsta 8

#23 I see you forgot to add that some mother-in-laws are bitchy too.

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fuckmebutdontfml 16

Doc Bastard is right how could this possibly be a problem?!?!? Just go over and follow her advice just not with her ;)

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lifeguardd 0

No, docbastard is not right. Maybe docbastard either doesn't know if it's a male or female, or he never had a mother-in-law

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nadnerbz 6

Maybe she wants some

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