By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 19:29 - United States - Milwaukee

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Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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TheFirstSamurai 18

She's trying to hurry the baby-making process, she isn't getting any younger you know? She needs a couple of grandchildren.

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greenmen 12

Dude you are screwed! How can you have the feeling to do it now while worrying about mama showing up at ur doorstep.

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GoW_Chick 14

Just text back with: "Yes ma'am! and I'll be sure to send you proof that the deed was done and enjoyed! ;)" That ought too even the score with awkward "WTF" texts

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babjak 6

That's awesome dude! Be grateful they have a sense of humor. Enjoy

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LikeASombodee 6

At least she said Happy Birthday.

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Skills69 0

Doesnt matter, had sex

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allskollfukurmom 2

I don't even get it? If she's wishing you happy birthday and saying have great birthday sex with your spouse then what's so scary?

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Trisha_aus 15

Whatte supportive mother-in-law! You are blessed OP! Happy ******* birthday!

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loveit0730 7

Well it's the thought that counts? Happy birthday OP

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