By Anonymous - 13/12/2010 02:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML
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starfuryt550 3

are you retarded?

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cmac86 23

if the note wasnt there I'd think it's a dog thats learned to wrap trying to give you a gift.

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m0tl3ycru3qwr 0

I think there was a mixup

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

At least it was all wrapped nicely in a box.

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Xythenol 6

Well Luke, that present wasn't even for you. Now give it back to Stan, you selfish **** >:C

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mariekentairo 0

I like your name OP much better then Stan. FHL for being called Stan in the first place.

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perdix 29

Are you a gecko? If so, the culprit is that woman you ****** in Toledo and never called.

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