By Anonymous - 27/12/2009 03:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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IMB916 0

YDI for having such bad taste in men.

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citygirlnomore 0

people actually buy those? the other day i saw a robert pattinson t-shirt hanging in the store and i laughed my head off with my bro as to who would buy that

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woahZERO 0

agreed, YDI if you bought it because of twilight BUT if he was dressed as Cedric then i hope you're well.

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lenabear 0

You deserve it for having a Robert Pattinson pillowcase... Only fat girls like Twatlight.

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cjammer 0

Excuse me? Srsly? How dare you, you frothy ignorant creature! Please don't stereotype and associate my kind with THOSE disgusting girls! I'm fat and I HATE Twilight! We are NOT affiliated! Kthxbai.

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corner49 0

CJammer, win for comment. win for being a military wife. win for adverbs. win for japan. fail for marrying someone in the chair force ;)

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Firesprite2009 0

I'm recovering from bulimia, & apparantly, I'm fat again? -.- Fair enough though, but you're assuming just because I like Twilight, I like him? No, no, no, no. I like the film. & I adore the books. But I don't love Robert Pattinson.

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chloee7 0

I want yur pillow case !

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whooshk 0

YDI for not having a man in your life better than Edward

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GreenRupee 0

... how old are you? 12? You TOTALLY deserved it.

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Jade94_fml 0

WTF?? OP, YDI 100%. A Robert Pattinson pillowcase? What the **** is wrong with you? He looks like a cross between a greasy hobo and a foot. You completely deserved that.

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OctoberRainfall 13

I get that some people find him hot, and i get that some people find him gross. But why do people always compare him to a foot?! I mean, a FOOT?! Of all things, WHY a foot?!

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shockcrow 0

ok i see girls with shirts, bags, and even a lunch box.. a pillowcase with a creepy face to sleep with? yea.. ydi

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hatcher 0

And now you know how creepy it is to have dudes stare at you while you sleep. Pigeons do that after *******, didja know that? The male STARES at the female for weeks. Mate guarding behavior is not romantic in higher orders of life. It's creepy as ****. I think we've all learned a lesson today.

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natabeast 6

Unfortunately, Stephanie Meyer has set the standard for men in teenage girls in the fact that they should be creepy stalkers whose lives consist of only their girlfriend and awkwardly kissing her. I kind of feel bad for the guys that are trying to find a girlfriend amongst this generation.

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EatMyCrayonz 0

I like twilight and i've read the saga and the movies are great but Robert Pattinson is an ugly ****, he's got a weird shaped head and his hair makes me feel sick, urghh

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