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Today, I was woken up yet again by this random, clingy asshole shaking me violently. He thinks I'm his best friend. FML
She*
Fish are beast, I guess your doing ok then
*you're
It was meant to be beast. Not best. Do not correct something if you do not know ones intentions.
I'm just going to ask, you thought your fish drowned huh?
That's actually possible...
Really? How does that happen man?
Not enough oxygen in the water.
Oh man I feel stupid now. But it's good to know.
I read this as you had a human best friend that likes to act like a fish. And I was like odd. And then reread to see it was an actual fish. And now I'm like okay, much more normal.
I did the same thing ahaha
Rofl
OMFG TTYL LOL ROTFLMAO YOU GUYS ARE SOOOO FUNNY .... Die
I wish I could of seen my range of facial expressions while reading this.
Fish can't lay down..
That reminded me of Minion from Megamind. He seems like a good friend. :)
That fish meets you over and over again every three seconds :)
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The snack that smiles back.
That's not bad, alot of people consider their bestfriends to be pets C: