By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 22:40 - Sweden - V?ster

Today, I woke up to find my best friend lying down and unresponsive. Frightened, I tapped on the glass. He got scared and started swimming again. My best friend is a fish. FML
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XxAnnie23xX 15

That's not bad, alot of people consider their bestfriends to be pets C:

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_krystallynn_ 11

haha this made me laugh:) Its okayy, fish are awesome:p

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mollyx 6

When I first read this I imagined a human acting like a fish. Had to read it again a couple of times to realise it was a proper fish XD but don't worry OP, my pets are my best friends too, nothing to be ashamed of :)

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sougstad 7

If the fish is per say your true best friend, then as would most best friends you would do almost everything together right? Well, then u should already have your snorkel gear on and be in that tank with it swimming around and giving anything that looks in a face that reads "what the hell are you looking at?" And blowing bubbles and chasing each others tails....an if u are not already doing this, then you need to reconsider your positioning in this relationship. In such case, what kind of best friend are you to not be in that tank to keep your friend from falling over?

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yousuck44 11

Fish are friends not food.

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Enslaved 36

If it was your "friend with benefits", that means you love eating sushi a little too much! :P

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HeyImAmy 20

A lot of people have pets as best friends.

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doglover100 28

Pets are awesome best friends

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Nanael_fml 4

LMAO!! At first I was like OMG then I was confused ( started swimming ) then I was like Bwahahaha!!

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perdix 29

So, your best friend was "sleepin' wit' da fishes?" I doubt your fish feels the same after you banged on the glass and scared the shit out of him. He thinks you are a clingy, needy stalker. I mean, you're always there, looking at him . . . creeper!

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saffy66 34

Fishy was probably playing dead to avoid having to interact with the OP.... Sorry OP just kidding. Glad your fish was okay, but please don't tap the glass, the shock waves can seriously affect the fish.

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