By DrtySnchez - 18/08/2013 09:37 - United States - Statham

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
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Trivision 10

Oh no, not another Paranormal Activity! This will be like, what? 27?

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Comments

GEBEH 14

Atleast you can take comfort in that he is probably to weak to suffocate you with a pillow.

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threer 30

But Steve isn't. >::::)

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ameyer13 8

Hm. I would talk to my son if I had one. It's time to burst the imaginary friend bubble

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Dawnstempest 17

Well it sounds like you need an old priest and a young priest.

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incoherentrmblr 21

See a psychiatrist.

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Axipiter 24

"Peter you need to see the psychiatrist" "I hate the psychiatrist!"

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Soniye 14

16- You suck for being a John Lennon hater -.-t

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Myo_fml 20

It was a South Park quote, a very poorly used one at that.

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HeartOfLead 24

Nah, he just came back from the most epic pillow fight ever.

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gavagoul 10

This is reminding me of the Conjuring..

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Myo_fml 20

Except nothing like this even happened in The Conjuring.

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gavagoul 10

Well, the one kid did have an imaginary friend or something like that

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Myo_fml 20

It was a ghost child that was murdered by the witch mother... Yes, I've seen it... Quite mediocre in fact.

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