By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML
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(toe enters mouth) "Didn't mean to wake you." (moves foot away) -Glenn Quagmire

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Oh alright, that's interesting.

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JustAReaderZZZZ 10

Hopefully his foot was clean, no one likes a smelly foot. On the bright side, it could have been a lot more awkward. He could have been stroking himself, while stroking your face.

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jackaced 7

Well I think he'd be gay if he'd used his hand. Now you can stay roommates and it won't be any weirder than it already is

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jonnybgood91 4

Different strokes for different folks.

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perdix 29

You ought to give your friend a Ped Egg. Also, shave, so your face isn't as rough as a Ped Egg.

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bshock78 3

That's grounds for an ass kicking...

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brittyed 11

Ahhhhh bleckkkk I hate feet, this would seriously freak me the hell out. FYL.

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sknabc123 8

Coming from someone who sleepwalks constantly, I know your friends probably a little embarrassed, oh well, it makes for a great story

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Hornedone 7

Op could have been having a nightmare or something.. People these days are always jumping to conclusions before having all the details.. Although the foot thing is strange

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