Love: Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger... - FML

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2011 07:35 - Canada

Today, instead of pushing me away or simply stopping for a minute, my girlfriend kept kissing me as she was trying to get phlegm out of her throat. The slimy goo ended up in the back of my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2014 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was locked out of my house. As I was about to knock on the window to ask my girlfriend to let me in, I saw her on the sofa, digging a huge booger out of her nose and eating it. FML

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By UUUGHHH - 05/02/2016 20:33 - France - Villejuif

Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By btg - 06/02/2010 06:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend feeds her boogers to our dog. Sometimes she even makes her do tricks for them. FML

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By sneezer - 30/12/2008 04:54 - France

Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2010 20:20 - United States

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

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By B'Dawk - 14/10/2018 13:30

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been putting boogers in my belly button when I don't pay attention to her while we watch tv. FML

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Grimmerie 31

Monday 30 April 2012 2:44

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

HonestTruth 5

Monday 30 April 2012 2:46

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Monday 30 April 2012 3:32

Somehow I feel sick... Just had a mental image of a ninja cat pinning me to the ground and ordering me to eat a booger... *shudder*

BVBarmyForever 0

Monday 30 April 2012 3:31

Haha! I remember that onr

Hakam08 3

Monday 30 April 2012 3:32

that is just nasty and to the extrem

superswagbro 7

Monday 30 April 2012 4:41

e.

kkjkidonthate 4

Monday 30 April 2012 3:34

41- one **

the_enigma1019 1

Monday 30 April 2012 3:35

Return the favor, there is no sweeter taste then that of revenge

porcupineattack1 5

Monday 30 April 2012 3:36

42, if you saw noorfmls comments more often you would no she isn't a ninja, but a nun, or something.

kkjkidonthate 4

Monday 30 April 2012 3:43

^ read her profile.

1094568 1

Monday 30 April 2012 3:43

Insane bitches....

WaSiSimiLang 8

Monday 30 April 2012 3:44

No, pretty sure her profile page says that she is NOT a nun, but a ninja, and feel free to contact her, if you could catch up. So I'm sorry, but it seems that you're the one not looking at her comments long enough, or rather, more thoroughly Edit: 54 beat me to the punch! D:

smydiwannafthata 5

Monday 30 April 2012 3:45

Kiss her right away.

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