By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 565
You deserved it 3 740

Same thing different taste

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MyNameIsBruce 0

Shut up. You tried to do it to Harry a few years back.

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Highschool_Kid 0

while reading the comments i noticed everybody saying "that's hot" , "kick her ass" , "call the cops" and "i wish my roommate was like that, and a girl" Heres a shot in the dark.. is there a SLIM possibility this was a joke? or even she was dared to?

Wongoose24 4

that was in a movie i saw! "so i married an axe murderer"! mike meyers! holy shit thats weird

TheCaptain88 0

Have sex with..then call the mental hospital ;D

MandaMoos94 0

... please tell me you woke up clothed. Please.

jdallas 0

^^^^ and you are really desperate

kbroom4 0

isn't there a movie out about that ?