By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
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MyNameIsBruce 0

Shut up. You tried to do it to Harry a few years back.

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lynbrook 1

report this to your RA immediately. request a room change. In the meantime, pour tacks on the floor around your bed.

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guppy40000 0

sounds like an exciting yet mentally disturbed person. you might want to get a new roomate.

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Dibil 0

That would keep me awake for weeks

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Barette_fml 7

Yeah, I'd recommend going to the RA and staying in someone else's room in the meantime. Because what she didn't wasn't normal. Not normal at all.

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msawesome7 0

tell the police. maybe they can put her on therapy or something. but if I were u I would move!!!!!

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alexooo_fml 0

Whatever u do dont let her watch the movie "The roommmate"!!!

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