By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
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mmyoung979 14

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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Km1490 20

How do you know if he was baptizing you.. maybe he was making a ritual or something... sacrificing you in your sleep :p

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dmoneycash 13

This is probably one of the best FML's I've ever read.

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Alexeon 9

Better than doing a satanic ritual on you in your sleep I guess

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thebestdancerz 13

That means she was trying to drown you...I'm sorry.

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Robert1989 9

thank god what was the only thing he was trying to do to you in your sleep

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tammylyn8821 2

Let me guess, your room mate is member of the Church of Christ?

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