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By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML

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By 123roomielover - 26/01/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

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By meh beard - 18/01/2016 23:42 - Canada - Bowmanville

Today, my roommate thought it was a good idea to set my beard on fire to wake me up. FML

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By Secretlypossessed - 29/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was awoken to a punch in the face. My boyfriend said I was giggling in my sleep and he thought I was possessed. FML

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By gold3nshow3r - 09/03/2017 20:00 - United States - Roanoke

Today, I woke up to a strange wetness covering my body. My drunk roommate's urine. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By keimA - 23/06/2019 12:30

Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By Scaredwitless - 28/01/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

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mmyoung979 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:04

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

ItsMeDiegoG 8

Wednesday 8 January 2014 1:05

At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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Km1490 20

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:07

How do you know if he was baptizing you.. maybe he was making a ritual or something... sacrificing you in your sleep :p

krupa1017 18

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:19

Someone needs a new roommate.

dmoneycash 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:24

This is probably one of the best FML's I've ever read.

Alexeon 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:26

Better than doing a satanic ritual on you in your sleep I guess

awilliams44 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:31

don't drown

MaryPoppins88 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:46

Hey could be worse lol

thebestdancerz 13

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:51

That means she was trying to drown you...I'm sorry.

Robert1989 9

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:58

thank god what was the only thing he was trying to do to you in your sleep

tammylyn8821 2

Wednesday 8 January 2014 4:59

Let me guess, your room mate is member of the Church of Christ?

tvwrestler98 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 5:33

God bless you, OP.

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