By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
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mmyoung979 14

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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darcislove 18

Baptise him via ice filled tub and vodka.

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j_cat187 19

But that would be a waste of alcohol.

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WCARlover 34

That was just their excuse..they were actually trying to drown you :(

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MidnightMadness 8

Get drunk and then make your roommate hug you, its worked before on here...

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evan_7899 28

I baptize thee unto thy nation of the lord

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Grand_Cookie 21

At least they weren't trying to exercise a demon out of you.

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Welshite 39

I exercise "demons" out of people all the time. ;)

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Sports_guy3 28

Yeah, uh, Welshite can you explain that?

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catella_fml 12

Where'd they get the holy water lol

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JaneChemi_fml 21

churches give them out if you ask....but seeing how OP'S roommate is missing a few screws they probably just took an empty bottle to church and stole some

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graceinsheepwear 33

When they kill you, you'll go right to heaven!

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