By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
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mmyoung979 14

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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shanannygians07 28

Make pagan symbols on their walls in glow in the dark paint! I'm sure they'll move out fast

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WhiteCrimson 23

Well seems like your roommate thinks your one hell if a sinner. Really weird of your roommate to do that. Hectic shit!

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sehrgutmann 19

You can't be baptised against your will.

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rec_chem 22

I hope you beat the holy hell out of him...

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likemice 6

"What if someone was possessed by Jesus?" - Google

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whathefuckislife 11

orange is the new black

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CLT_420 13

at least he was trying to do something nice

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Tannasgh 22

Need to arrange for him to wake up with you standing over him in a black hooded robe, with black face paint and glowing eyes chanting the charm of making from Excalibur..."Anál nathrach, orth’ bháis’s bethad, do chél dénmha." He won't stick around long after that :)

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