By Anonymous - 07/01/2014 21:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
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mmyoung979 14

Jesus Christ, that's scary.

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ItsMeDiegoG 8

At least she wasn't sacrificing you to Satan.

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Oddball426 6

Reminds me of a scene from the movie "Nacho Libre".

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coraline123c 23

Did you at least pretend to be possessed and attempt to speak Latin when that happened? That'll be a fun thing to do if that happens again

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spazchicken 8

Elder Cunningham..would you like to baptize me?

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just_jess7 13

That's not how we do it Elder Cunningham, stick to the script!

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kaytasha 18

This is absolutely one of the best FML's I've read in a while. How do you convert someone into a different religion in their sleep, don't you need their consent to fo that? Just saying. Get another room mate already if not one day you will wake up and find yourself in the woods surrounded by people wearing black and chanting strange words!

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protoskore 27

I suggest you look up the term "baptism for the dead" if you think concent is involved :)

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FMLworthy5000 21

Start reading the passages from the bible while they sleep and as they wake up, hold a cross to their face

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protoskore 27

Could be worse. Imagine if the roommate was Jewish...

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Muttley9 13

Jesus loves you! And your wet bed! I think religion is between you and whatever God you worship; if you want to share such things, don't push them on people.

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