By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
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vikky538 28

time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

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saucyrossi 18

You should taco bout it with him

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soulreaper12296 28

I think you should probably report him for doing that.

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nitrog100 21

Question: did you enjoy the burrito?

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gracehi 31

So you didn't punch him in the balls, throw all his shit out the window, kick him out of the apartment, and change the locks the first time he molested you? Odd.

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ofmiceandbrides 2

Uh I'd kick him out. XD

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ofmiceandbrides 2

Oh one question. Did you eat the burrito?

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Sakuraashita 15

Okay, the only thing that would make this even a tiny but less pervy is if your roommate sleepwalks... Still creepy, though, regardless...

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rainbowdonnareed 18

Yeah get a lock and a Doberman! Said dog will take care of him! A friend of mine had an odd stalker roommate.....

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DanielleinDC 33

Dogs are a pretty big responsibility, and not everyone has the capacity to care for a dog. Not to mention the place may not allow dogs. No, what she should do is kick his pervy ass out before shit escalates.

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Zebediabolical 39

The single most disturbing part of this is that he's using mild sauce instead of hot sauce.

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