By burritobreasts - 15/10/2014 06:27

Today, I woke up to my roommate trying to put a burrito and a pack of mild sauce in between my boobs. He's only lived here for two weeks, and this is the second time I've woken up to him doing something like this. FML
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vikky538 28

time to change the roommate... or lock your room always

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saucyrossi 18

You should taco bout it with him

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SideOfTheAngels 23

Ever so creepy... I know this is obvious but try talking to him about it. If that doesn't work, take matters into your own hands. Whatever that may involve.

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little_aliceee 17

Why didn't he put the hot sauce on/in the burrito and then put it between your boobs? That would be easier!

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DrewBob9623 10

Sounds like a great place to eat a burrito if you ask me.

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Honema 16

well.. if you'd have permission then yes

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wang33334 12

Your roommate is creepy. Real question is does the burrito taste good?

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Zm90 5

then go and check ur self how is it taste :)

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supasupa 1

This is invasion of privacy and space. He shouldn't be doing this. Men are pigs and think they can do anything

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lilchica22001 22

Wow! I wish my roommate would bring me burritos! You are lucky to have such a thoughtful roommate. Oh a more serious note.....install a lock on your door to keep that psycho out!! Hahaha

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orbit 22

He is just giving her breakfast in bed. jeez

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XBurytheCastleX 25

What if he's giving you some food for later?!

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