By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

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Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
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knight0748 5

So he was BEATING the game?

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dessyrae 0

They can do that...? O_o

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Oh big deal. My boyfriend is the type who would do that, and I'm the type who would try it with my nipples. Haha.

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jmacfan1 16

Nipples actually work. Yes I have tried.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Haha. Now you made me want to try it myself... too bad I'm too broke for an iPhone u.u

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BubbleGrunge 18

Did you then take place of the iPhone and reward him for his mad penis skills?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Is he as creative when he uses it to play with you?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Joy stick. Just mentioning.

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iamsickbro32 2

Whatever!!! That's way sick! He deserves something awesome!

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ceegee415 5

And he's not your ex?

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perdix 29

Did he have an online opponent, or was he playing with himself?

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