By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Spicy
Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 787
You deserved it 3 880

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NeonWar__ 0

wow. ouch. You must be a heavy sleeper if you can sleep through someone playing with your nipples so hard it actually bruises them! lol

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cel123456789 0
paladininwaiting 1

You deserve it for having nipples so attractive that he would want to play with them, even while sleeping.

A huge number of FMLs would be avoided if people just didn't have sex... I know that's kind of off topic, but it's related, at least.

PrimeRibYum 10

A huge number of FML'S would be avoided if people in general just stayed home and didn't socialize!

Audi___S5___GT 0

So basically the sum of all your boyfriend's maturity and self control is less than or equal to that of a hungry squash monkey or a primitive tree baboon from the unsettled rainforests of Uganda.

cel123456789 0

if u sleep that hard u r lucky your ass isn't bruised too!

I don't see how the cat got involved here. I don't want to know either.