By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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dino_witha_cape 0

even if im just waking up, the smell of sharpie is enough to wake me up :|

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lovepulse 0

WTF? A mini sharpie is shaped differently, smells differently, and wouldn't feel like chapstik at all? Do you have a disorder by anychance?

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Krunk 0

I also call BS on this. The feel of the sharpie tip + the overwhelming smell of a sharpie would've alerted you. Plus if often times when you apply chapstick, you'd wound up tasting some and sharpie and chapstick definitely don't taste/feel the same.

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j_buggy 0

you must've been really really really sleepy to not realize what you were putting on... and also have a very clogged up nasal passage :T

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artisticlicense 0

try and scrub as much of it off as you can without hurting your lips. then apply balm and really opaque lipstick.

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RNorthlandLGB 0

wow. At least you'll be smelling sharpie for a while (although it does become nauseating)

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Tsukasa_fml 0

Maybe you can pass it off as having been punched square in the mouth.

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Patrix 0

Yeah, I also call fake.

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