By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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goldfish69 0

hmmm, what ever color the sharpie was, just use the same colored lipstick

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panda_bear511 0

How the freaking hell do you mistake a SHARPIE for CHAPSTICK!

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urrka 0

rubbing alcohol works wonders. problem solved!

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secretsxsecrets 0

what color was it?

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LackOfControl 0

LMFAOO, wear gothic black lipstick to cover it up.

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Leviathan_fml 0

1: How do they feel the same, 2: Why didn't you look at it first?

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InspiredByGaGa 8

make a paste with three parts baking soda and one part water rub it into your lips and keep scrubbing until the sharpie disappears.

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XxGivesMEhellxX 0

i call BS. feeling of a mini-sharpie =/= feeling of chapstick

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DeeJayD 0

A mini-sharpie probably can feel like chapstick if you've only just woken up and are really out of it. Again, people need to think before commenting.

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xxxdinosaurxxx 0

uhmm, you could just put red lipstick on and use cover up for the parts on your skin..

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