I imagine that that was some amazing relief to your cracked lips. No way you couldn't tell it was a sharpie.

you could feel or even spell the difference? fake.

You know, I agree that Sharpie doesn't usually feel anything like Chapstick/lipgloss/lipstick but I recently bought a lipstain that's a "marker." Okay, the smell though... Maybe you can exfoliate the marker off. It'll help your chapped lips too?

"Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a ***** for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML" Fixed.

ummm....she never noticed the strong sharpie smell as she was applying it directly under her nose? I don't think this is true.

You had to have either been still drunk from the night before or completely hypnotized to not notice that it was a Sharpie. The smell alone should have told you it was the wrong thing, and if not that then the drag of the marker across your chapped lips. I call BS. I also wonder if, in a drunken stupor, you allowed your also clearly inebriated friends to do this.

On top of what everyone else has said, wouldn't sharpie also hella sting if your lips were chapped?

LMAO

aww honey it'll come off

the FMLs lately blow. So many fakes. Plus you have to pull the completely different cap off of a mini sharpie..