By pinkblankets - 19/04/2009 01:55 - United States

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML
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collegegirl8 0

how does drawing on your lips with a sharpie remotely feel like putting on chapstick?

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mylifesucks52 0

you can use nail polish remover. it wont taste good but its that or sharpie. you can also use rubbing alcohol

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leggomyeggo 0

sharpie really isn't that hard to get off.. it'll just take some scrubbing.

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Osakhomen 0

I'm pretty sure your sense of smell is still working when you wake up. YDI

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chunkymonkey618 0

How do you confuse Sharpie and Chapstick? Oh well. Just use some rubbing alcohol.

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mich23 10

wow, hopefully it was a red sharpie, its better than black or green or any other sharpie color

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annie_rae 0

i agree with number 1. it's not at all the same feeling. chapstick is gooey and sharpies are wet and pointy, haha. wow. fyl.

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CaptainBaconMan 0

#1, When you're half asleep you don't usually think about things like that until it's too late.

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maverick21703 0

the irony in all this is that chapstick plus a bit of rubbing will actually get the sharpie right off you.

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RyanRaygun 0

Hopefully it's an interview for you to be the next Harley Quinn.

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ellebell 0

grab some hair spray and finger nail polish remover and start scrubbing!!!

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Tick_fml 0

OK, a sharpie wouldn't smell nor feel like chapstick/lipstick/lip balm/Burt's bees, even Vaseline. You better start scrubbing lol

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