Intimacy: Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing... - FML

By imawesome - 02/03/2012 03:54 - United States

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Today, I wondered if my orgasms are worth the bother, seeing as I get horrible "I feel like I'm dying" cramps every time I climax. FML

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The urogenital muscles

By Anonymous - 24/07/2022 22:00

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Today, I found out just how painful it is to get a cramp in your penis in the middle of sex, especially when your wife is on top and just has to keep going for a few more thrusts because she's so close to finishing. FML

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By amanda - 23/07/2013 05:17 - United States - Lafayette

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Today, my doctor told me that I suffer from orgasm migraines. Basically, I get an intense migraine that lasts for hours after I have an orgasm. FML

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By kitkat1603 - 16/06/2010 11:32 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend thought he gave me unimaginable pleasure. I didn't have the heart to tell him I had cramp in both my legs at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2013 19:10 - United Kingdom - Washington

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

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No pain, no gain

By SailorVenus93 - 26/02/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

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Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without feeling pain afterwards. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 15:18 - United States

Today, the pills my doctor prescribed for my extremely painful period cramps apparently have a side effect; excruciatingly painful cramps. I feel like I'm being repeatedly stabbed in the ovaries with a rusty fork. FML

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By only my life - 22/04/2014 22:21 - United States - Concord

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and he was moaning a lot. My ego was quickly crushed, though, when I found out they were moans of pain due to a foot cramp. We had to stop so I could rub his foot better. FML

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Love hurts

By Sam - 27/08/2020 23:02 - Canada

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Today, I was diagnosed with a condition where blood vessels in my brain spasm just before orgasm, resulting in me getting a wicked migraine that lasts for days. The only cure? No more orgasms. FML

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Brain melter

By Anonymous - 27/07/2023 03:00

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Today, due to my blood pressure, I've begun getting an agonising migraine every time I get increased heart rate from arousal. We’re supposed to be trying for our first baby, but we’ve not had successful sex in weeks because I can’t last until orgasm before I feel like my head is splitting open. FML

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Slow down

By Anonymous - 04/11/2020 17:01 - Canada

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Today, after months of ultrasounds and blood tests, I found out that the pain I've been feeling in my ovaries is actually just sore muscles from flicking my bean every night. FML

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cradle6 13

Friday 2 March 2012 9:01

Might want to see a doctor about that.

iwilkilalzmBs 2

Friday 2 March 2012 9:01

If it really hurts bad, you should see a doctor, no joke.

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guerillazinsuits 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:32

My orgasms just make me have to piss....but supposedly it's normal.

bubba9000 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:27

Wtf.. Go to the doctor that's really not normal :-S

NarwhalBacon 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 22:10

That's awful! Dude, see a gynocologist, they might be able to fix that.

HMayy 4

Monday 5 March 2012 1:33

Shitttttttttttttttt

hateevryone 14

Monday 5 March 2012 5:43

they're not

luvonsarah 8

Monday 5 March 2012 18:34

Pregnant? This is how I knew with two of my pregnancies :-P

RufusCade 7

Tuesday 6 March 2012 10:22

That 's the beauty of an ******! That's how mine have been all my life. It feels like you're elevating into another dimension. Anything less isn't worth the effort. Enjoy!

CharliesGirl1406 0

Thursday 8 March 2012 13:20

Sounds like chlamidia to me

ItsThisGirl 17

Saturday 10 March 2012 19:17

i'm sry :( try stretching your abdominals and core

MeowsLikaLion 4

Sunday 11 March 2012 21:39

talk to your doctor.

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