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youredoingitwrong
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Show it anywayBack in the days of dial-up, getting my wife in the mood was easier than downloading Internet ****. With cable, the **** is just so much easier! Do you think it is coincidence that they call it BROADband? I will say that I am a good husband because I always give my wife first dibs on my load of ****. If she doesn't want it, "Hello, keezmovies!"
This is the attitude you need, if you look to sex as you being the person who wants it and her the one who gives it, rather than a mutual wanting and giving, sex inevitably disappears from a relationship (to be fair, it disappears as something that happens between the two people in the relationship, it doesn't necessarily become something that neither party does)
FHL for you not getting her in the mood.
@OP: Ouch. I guess this wasn't an issue before the "I do." @nonnymouse: Why'd you marry him then? @perdix: Compromise, I like it.
"Sure sweetheart. Why don't you relieve yourself while I turn on your favorite prono. I'll take a raincheck this time. But, my face is in need of a good facial... Hmmm... Anyway, thanks for thinking of me (kiss on the cheek)." LOL!
omghehehe, You are very sweet offering to turn on the pr0n for me while I give you a facial, but call me an old-fashioned, starry-eyed romantic because I believe if you are going to suck my **** and let me come on your face that I should be giving you my full undivided attention. I mean, if you are going to smoke my pole and let me blow my load on you, I should watch you do it and help you wherever I can. Perhaps, I can push your head down and help you take that last inch -- you know, the other one ;) If you are going to do that for me, the deep-throating busty MILF with the shaved pussy is going to have to wait, because I want you to be the star of this *******. I hope you appreciate my sensitivity to your needs. :D
Oh my lord! LMAO Perdix!!! :D [clearing my throat and composing myself] Of course dear, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. But, no pushing the head down. Let the magic happen. Easy honey, easy... Look... no hands needed!* :D *Disclaimer: For entertainment purposes only ;) LOL
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You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.
Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?