By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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rinking 0

uh no, it is not time to go f**k someone else. you married her cause there was something there. talk to her, work it out. ask her what turns her on. its that easy.

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TheMischiefMaker 0

I wonder how he'd feel about his wife saying, "My husband has a hormonal imbalance that lowers his sex drive. Its too much work to get him hard so i just ********** to thoughts of my ex instead." Maybe she does that anyway.

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jstfyd 1

I know I would if I was married to this asshole

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kukopia 0

Not a FML. It's a MyLifeIsAverage. Welcome to the real world.

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paladininwaiting 1

i feel your pain....nuff said

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COBRAMORPH 0

Someone needs to explain to these bitches that we buy the cow so we can GET THE MILK WHEN WE WANT IT. We do NOT need women for much.

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GreenDay13 0

Cobra Morph # 33 your such a ******* asshole. honestly why do you hate women so much? what have we ever done to you? your such a ******* no life.

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perdix 29

I don't know what to say about COBRAMORPH. Look at it sense by sense and make up your own mind whether **** is better than real, live sex. Visual - You can't beat ****. The **** women are as good or better than anything in reality plus the stuff they do with lighting, makeup, camera angles, hair stylists ( ;) ), etc. makes the cinematic version much better than reality. Auditory - It's close. The real woman can say your real name, but the **** woman will tell you how much she wants certain things done to her that no real woman wants. They're reading scripts written my men, y' know. Tactile - Reality wins this one hands down. Smell and taste - **** is completely devoid of any sort of stimulation of these senses. Depending on the hygiene and natural body aromas of your partner, this could push the win to either side. To me, real still wins, but technology may help the fake version catch up sooner or later.

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megannb 0

obviously you don't want it that bad. ;)

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cmm724 0

find someone else who wants it all the time... like me

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