By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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Kgirl2cute 6

and that's how **** f*cks up your sex life.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

and with "***** up" (by the way, it's ****, not f*ck) you mean "improves"?

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caitivoltaire 0

Some people just have a hard time getting in the mood, quite honestly. It shouldn't be the only thing to a marriage. But it shouldn't be absent either. Yet, I have to say, if you complain about it without having ever said anything to her, then it's really your own fault and you deserved it.

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angelfaced59 0

awe it's your wife... there should be a special bond there... maybe spice it up a little... maybe do something she would consider a fantasy and then she can do something for u. u can't lose the passion so easy in a committed relationship... it's sad :( .... find the love again :)

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perfect_jenny 0

divorce her then, asshole. obviously don't love her anyway.

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roadracer39 5

after 30 years of marriage and menopause, i feel your pain. hell, my wife has turned into a 75 lb. overweight prude. i still love her but would rather pound to **** than deal with the amount of work it takes to even GET her in the mood.

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roadracer39 5

after 30 years of marriage and menopause, i feel your pain. hell, my wife has turned into a 75 lb. overweight prude. i still love her but would rather pound to **** than deal with the amount of work it takes to even GET her in the mood.

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AntDog27 0

****** dick im only 15 and I think its well worth while to get my girl in the sack. Ur an Asshole

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gobluemegan 1

i would divorce your ass

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roadracer39 5

after 30 years of tapping the same ass, I can relate. considering her thighs are twice the size they used to be, but my dick is still the same 6" it always was, its just not worth the effort anymore. FYL, I feel the same way.

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jstfyd 1

If you have been married for 30 and use the phrase 'tapping that ass', you're an asshole too. You aren't a teenager trying to sound co in front of his buddies. Odds are you aren't some skinny mini either. I'm sending beer gut and balding. Yeah. What a catch.

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ritchie_5233 0

What a total idiot. Maybe she would b in the mood if u kept your hand off your dick. You obviously dont need a wife then. I feel sorry for her. Dumbass. Get a life!!

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