By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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aerogxt 7

If you are anything of a real man, getting a woman who loves you in the mood is an easy task. All I have to do is be romantic with my beauty and she is ready for takeoff. Turns out that's perfect because I'm romantic by nature. Show her real love. Guaranteed shell want you ;)

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AlexHD 4

Tbh I'm scared to watch **** I'm 11 I'm not scared of some pictures but some are freaking nasty any way I don't like hardcore anyone got a good one

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BullletProof 5

Find out what she likes and do it. Don't be a lazy asshole - she's probably wondering why its so hard to get you to take initiative!

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LarissaT18 18

Not an FML, more like TMI.

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bleedingglitter 24

Maybe if your goal wasn't just to "pound off" she would be a bit more willing. You get out what you put in from a relationship.

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downlowjigelow02 11

as a married man I completely understand that

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