By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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starshine3987 0

Haha, that does suck. Sounds like your wife is gona be on here sometime soon with an fml about how her husband has a **** addiction and has been screwing all her friends. I'd suggest couples counseling- specifically a sex therapist, before the lack of sex causes bigger problems.

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shalyntay 0

@Perdix... I love how your mind works :) Wanna get married?

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perdix 29

@shalyntay, If you're a female human being between 17 (I live in Texas) and 70, and are OK with polygamy. . . YES!

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xxdakotaxx 0

YDI For not knowing how to say "Bitch im in the mood, come lick my lamppost and let the batteryacid get all over your face."

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22cute 17

He probably does- that's why she doesn't want him anymore, idiot.

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AKindOfMagic2 0

I think you meant to send this on a postcard to postsecret...

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kirinkinetic 0

sadly I feel the same way about my boyfriend of six months.

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skeleton_skinner 0

Maybe if you didn't suck so bad in bed, she'd want to have sex with you. YDI

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ShadeVII 0

you can really tell who here has never been married. good luck with that man

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abbeyrios 0

what a bitch..... not your wife I meant you lmao. I feel sorry for her for marrying a pussy that can't get her aroused because the task is too "difficult" xD

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