By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 02:37 - United States

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML
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xsupermanx 0

You're not doing something right...don't blame her lol.

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hsm450 0

Have you ever thought about maybe she doesn't want to have sex with you because you pound to ****?

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quackImapenguin 16

YDI for getting yourself addicted to **** and not appreciating real intimacy.

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Pseudonym 18

Not only do I feel bad for your wife, but any woman stuck with someone who's trying to justify that these things are normal following marriage. As a married woman, that's absolute nonsense. Talk to your spouses, stop being lazy and assuming you don't have to romance or satisfy your spouse (male or female) just because you signed a legal document promising yourselves to one another. There's nothing wrong with wanting to just ********** but dear God don't go blaming it on your inability to generate desire from your spouse from lack of interest in so much as trying.

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