By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML
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rexgar2000 10

sounds like he had a great time. could've worse at least he didn't throw up on your dress.

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Draxanoth 15

Merry Chri-(insert barfing noise here)

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mattorama 15

Hopefully your next post isn't "My husband got fired from his job for being an idiot at his office party, and we have to sell our house."

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kalikay_fml 2

thats just gross. you have a bad life.

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bubo_fml 10

If your worried about soiling your dress, remove it before cleaning...(Just trying to help...)

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mattorama 15

He's a grown man, he should be able to take care of himself!

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brwneyes22 0

Looks like someone is getting a new dress ;)

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brock329 3

Or at least deserves one

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seeb49 7

I used to get completely wasted at office Christmas parties, but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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brun12 1

Eww. When my husband throws up from drinking too much I make him clean it. I can't handle vomit

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TonyIsMyDog 2

I don't understand why women put up with assholes like this. Why don't you have a little more self-respect? Of course she should of made him clean it up, but the bigger question is - why is she with a guy that would make an ass of himself at a company Christmas party?

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Perc_fml 2

Oooooooooooooooooooooohh the internet white knights strike again

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TonyIsMyDog 2

At least there are some decent people left.

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MsCane 6

I would have waited until he sobered up and made him clean it up himself. Vomit is by far the worst thing to clean up!

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keepingitnasty 15

Easy fix, (a) Exterior, stop at the car wash, power wash that crap off, you don't even have to tuch it. (b) Interior, the vacuums at the car wash are usally powerfull, drop some change, and fabreeze that *****. Op, at least he didn't try to **** one of his co-workers, isn't that how most office partys end up?

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