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By dee - 10/12/2011 10:14 - United States

Today, I wound up cleaning vomit out of the window track of my car at midnight, in the nicest dress I own, after my husband got completely wasted at his office Christmas party. FML

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By sma93 - 17/12/2016 18:30 - United States - Baldwin

Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML

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By hnickell93 - 09/10/2012 01:55 - United States - Visalia

Today, I was consoling my drunk husband as he violently emptied his stomach contents into our toilet. One particular retch made me nauseous, and I vomited all down his back, causing him to turn his head and vomit all over the wall. I got to clean it all up. FML

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By IfuSeekAmyIdo - 05/04/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML

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Party hard

By Coldflame - 06/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, I was designated driver for my friends. This entailed standing around in the cold for 3 hours, not drinking, dealing with drunk people, and oh yeah, I almost forgot, cleaning up vomit from my hair, my clothes, and my new car. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By shwasted - 22/02/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I had one of the worst first dates of my life. After leaving the restaurant early, we went to a party to try and salvage the night. My date then got wasted, ended up puking in the back seat of my car on the way home, then lied about it. My night ended with me cleaning vomit out of my car. FML

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By eggnoodles - 13/12/2009 05:44 - United States

Today, I woke up to find myself drenched in piss after a long night of drinking. I immediately sprang into action, tossing my bedding in the washer and hopping into the shower. Running late for work, I threw on a nice dress and got into my car. Guess who also peed in the drivers seat? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, a man wearing a Santa hat stumbled out of a bar, staggered over to my car, and vomited through the open window into my lap. FML

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PANIC!

By big time traumatized - 02/11/2022 10:00

Today, my husband drank way too much white wine at a wedding and projectile vomited all over me and my car while I was driving. We were 5 miles from home and I have emetophobia (the fear of vomit/vomiting). FML

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rexgar2000 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 15:57

sounds like he had a great time. could've worse at least he didn't throw up on your dress.

Draxanoth 15

Saturday 10 December 2011 15:59

Merry Chri-(insert barfing noise here)

Comments

conqueror57 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 9:21

You deserve it. Not the puke but you could've waited until morning to clean it, or make him!, or you could have changed clothes.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 11 December 2011 10:54

Hey genius, vomit dries later on so it will be hard when he or the op starts cleaning. Learn something before you post...

conqueror57 11

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:23

I know vomit dries. I'd prefer top clean dried vomit, it smells less. Also then you can hit it up with a scrub brush and vacuum the flakes. Plus, if you want it to be wet again, just add water. Learn something before YOU post.

wriptidez 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:30

dry cleaners

reaxion 25

Sunday 11 December 2011 17:52

My wife barfed on me and my shoes twice on our second date. I had to carry her home. I feel your pain.

Jeremy1212 2

Monday 12 December 2011 5:31

haha

Ugi 26

Monday 12 December 2011 17:38

You what? What were you thinking? Surely that dress is worth more than the cost of getting your car valeted! Better still, since it's his fault, wait for the morning and then make him either do it or pay up! After a night like that, go in with a meagphone/trombone etc at 6:30am and he'll agree to anything just to shut you up!

chocomilkshake 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:51

What are you talking about?? She had a rough night, how are you judging their entire marriage off of this?

Gnu_fml 9

Wednesday 14 December 2011 1:25

Why did YOU clean it? You should let him do it himself!!

chocomilkshake 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 15:53

Maybe he was too drunk and you know, good marriages aren't always about being fair...(just because its his fault)...and apparently dried vomit is killer to clean xD