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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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BeBeast2323 1

Wow OP. that kinda makes you seem a little bit... Desperate. Lifes not about getting girls numbers. And I mean im 12, I should know. ( I'm studying it in religion :/)

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moonspellpecado 0

Your neck? What dumbass writes their number on someone else's neck?

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Complaining 13

Nobody cares about who hit on you. They won't think no one hit on you, and they won't think that someone did. There's no point in trying to prove it to yourself since no one else is going to care.

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missbadluk 0

For real. Who freakin cares who has hit on YOU??

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Iriz 0

On the NECK???? isn't it usally on the hand or arm that people wrote numbers on, n now a days everyone has a cell to put the number in...

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beggarman 4

What I don't get is why someone in the UK, who is male and not a 14 year old girl, used the phrase "hit on me"

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missbadluk 0

On your neck?????? Did I miss something??

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