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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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SimmoRocks 1

Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

Your NECK?

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:04

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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pfx2_fml 15

Friday 9 September 2011 22:28

Why would anyone write there number on Someones neck, if you never noticed, you can't ******* see your neck

codymaas01 0

Friday 9 September 2011 22:52

Haha

naybaksh 4

Friday 9 September 2011 23:15

Someones desperate

Ali_Ridhima541 0

Friday 9 September 2011 23:25

so did anybody really hit on you?

tj4234 35

Friday 9 September 2011 23:27

I'm actually impressed you managed to write it on your neck. However... it would make more sense to have put it on your hand >.>

DamnSmooth 0

Friday 9 September 2011 23:43

Instead of writing a fake number, you should have just hung a sign around your neck reading "Will Kill Myself for Food" and walk into a busy intersection with your pants down.

mcerin 10

Friday 9 September 2011 23:58

Why the **** would you do that. You're so ******* attention craving

ebaby8119 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:23

Lmao that's just too much

Munchkin13 6

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:32

Who would write their number on someones neck? What kind of girls are you into??

dhdhj 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 1:13

how in the **** did you manage to write something on your neck?

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