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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
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GrammarNaziFTW 0

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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magsterrrr93 3

why a number? did u write it bakwards from thw mirror? you shouldv pinchd yur nek to make a hickey. that wouldv been more believable!

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Redsox68 0

Uh wouldn't it be sorta hard to read the persons phone number if they "wrote" it on your neck? Usually it's the arm

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leadman1989 15

Go to a women's prison, if they reject you it's still not as bad as being rejected by a prostitute.

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flugiboogee 9

Haha you pitiful person, self inflicted. Ydi.

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JubileeBee 31

If the girl wrote it on your neck and actually wanted you to see it, how would that work?

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clementine00 1

who the hell writes down their number on someones neck? Not too bright. you can even successfully make it appear as if you were getting hit on. FYl indeed.

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stevenmx86 7

Do people often write their phone numbers on other's necks?

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