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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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SimmoRocks 1

Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

Your NECK?

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:04

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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ieatmusicxD 0

Friday 9 September 2011 20:43

I always write my number on guys' necks...

Marlipe 1

Friday 9 September 2011 20:54

that's sad.

bizarre_ftw 21

Friday 9 September 2011 21:00

Why neck?

tigermilz 1

Friday 9 September 2011 21:11

Your a super LOSER !!! I'd understand on your hand who the **** puts a number on their neck WTF !!

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 9 September 2011 21:13

What's really going to make you day is when you realize that the girl that was going to hit on you saw the number on your neck and decided "Hell no!". Writing a number on your neck is like wearing a wedding ring. Maybe you could get some Wicca chicks if the number is 666

sexxme 9

Friday 9 September 2011 21:20

I mean the whole neck thing doesn't seem like the problem here, honestly I kinda like the idea. The problem is that you wrote it yourself. All you have to do is work on finding a solution. Put yourself out there, find a girl with the same intrests or a girl who seems interested in you. Your standards shouldn't be too high or too low. Good luck bud.

Myk5aShay 6

Friday 9 September 2011 21:52

Why on earth would you write a number on your neck to make it look like someone gave you there digits?! That is just stupid and I mean no one would write their number on someones neck if they wanted that person to call them and shit I mean come on.

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 9 September 2011 22:02

Your neck??? That's just weird...

MaskedAspen 6

Friday 9 September 2011 22:04

your neck ... what ?

sciencekidster1 8

Friday 9 September 2011 22:25

Did you pretend it was a vampire hitting on you? Your neck, really?

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