Love: Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little...

By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 702

You deserved it 5 124

By Faaccckkk - 25/03/2013 14:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to whimsically serenade me by throwing rocks at my apartment window and singing. He got the wrong window. Another guy answered, and now he thinks I'm cheating on him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 975

You deserved it 3 339

By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 10:16 - United States

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 793

You deserved it 2 393

By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 586

You deserved it 50 276

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 231

You deserved it 4 793

By Anonymous - 05/08/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, I woke up to the sound of something hitting my bedroom wall outside. I could see my boyfriend's car from the window, so I assumed he was throwing pebbles to get my attention. I opened the window and an egg flew in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 550

You deserved it 4 552

By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 18:00 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, as I came home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kicked it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide and sailed straight into a window instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 492

You deserved it 16 789

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 899

You deserved it 7 717

By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 465

You deserved it 23 832

By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 173

You deserved it 4 955

emmaa3451 11

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:48

Maybe he should just text you ..

rustylane 6

Thursday 17 May 2012 18:48

If it's not going to hurt the window, it's not going to hurt you.

Comments

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 17 May 2012 22:53

Could've been worst... Could've been a horse.

afropuffjake 9

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:02

FYL for having a boyfriend with shitty depth perception... If they hurt when they hit you I bet they would have broken a window >_

THExistentialist 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:31

hey. if his eyes are bad its not his fault. if your lover had astigmatism and had to wear contacts would you be all like, **** your life? no foul.

slushyslime 7

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:05

At least he was trying to be romantic !

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:09

19- After she notices, she'll let down her hair allowing him to climb up.

leh9 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:15

Thought that counts

THExistentialist 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:32

the thought that the window was shut or the thought that rocks instead of a text would be more productive in the way of attention - getting? do both count? o.o

leh9 2

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:44

He was trying to be romantic by throwing rocks at her window, its just unfortunate that the window was open, but his intentions were good.

williemac987 5

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:24

It would've been funny if it was closed and then he smashed the window instead.

THExistentialist 13

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:29

hey, hey man, doesn't matter, its like, no big deal maaaan, at least- at at at leeeast. . . you got... haha... TOTALLY STONED man! righteousness.

JadeWalker 14

Thursday 17 May 2012 23:54

That's the most idiotic comment I have read so far.

THExistentialist 13

Friday 18 May 2012 9:34

your comment is the best example of having a total lack of ability to see a sarcastic play on words in a humorous, albeit juvenile, way. your comment is just proof that FML is full of people who can't gather the courage to TRY at posting something original, funny, or valid that choose to judge others' comments instead. go prove yourself to be a NOOR or Perdix and I'll think about letting your opinion effect my feelings. until then, I cannot even begin to express the amount of a **** that I do not give about your opinion of my comment.