Health: Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat...

By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By WhyM3Th0ugh - 10/09/2015 23:21 - United States - Sunnyside

Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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The staircase

By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 12:00 - Germany - Eichstaett

Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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Smooth sailing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By aurorason - 06/02/2010 06:25 - France

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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yeahrenee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:14

happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it

nobody_special 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:16

that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!

Comments

shamille 5

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:30

HAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA.

bsneeze 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 15:09

He must have quite the weak arm if he broke it when he went to sit down...but i think it serves him right. Don't dish it out if you can't take it back...

BAVFDFirefighter 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:34

amen to that... people shouldnt do it if they can't take back twice what they dish out...

graycee7 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 0:57

awh. I feel SO bad for you!

MyLifeIsPerfecto 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 8:20

what grade are you kiddies in? because the age when you are the schools star ball player and when you pull peoples chairs out from under them SHOULD be significantly different.

corocoro 30

Thursday 15 August 2013 12:32

Some people never grow up, I guess.

RabidSumomo 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 9:58

I would have laughed. :D

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 11:10

That really sucks. Though not for nothing but I am quite impressed you broke his arm.

nmktgr 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:36

I have a relative who fell, hit his head and died because a friend of his joked by pulling his seat like that. It's retarded.

soxfan72797 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 0:04

What a goon.

epic_fail_whoa 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 21:46

That's just unlucky, dude. Sorry.

barefoot 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 13:49

Haha, stupid jock.. He probably deserved it.

kayykatastrophii 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:22

Wow, vindictive people on here. The guy didn't deserve to have his arm broken, but it was also wrong for him to do that to you in the first place. I hate how athletes, especially when they are the "star" are much more favored and "important" than everyone else. They aren't.