Health: Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat...

By Noname - 20/02/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2024 12:00 - Germany - Eichstaett

Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML

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By sara - 17/09/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Puerto Rico

Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By aurorason - 06/02/2010 06:25 - France

Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML

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By eun - 09/04/2009 01:42 - Canada

Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By da man - 11/02/2009 11:38 - Canada

Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in class. As a joke, my professor used an airhorn to wake me up. I got so freaked out that I punched the girl next to me in the face. She got knocked out. FML

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yeahrenee 0

Friday 20 February 2009 16:14

happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it

nobody_special 0

Friday 20 February 2009 10:16

that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!

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12341234 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 17:58

Dam, that must of been a scary incident especially for you. Either way he deserved the fall, but not the broken arm. Bad luck

TheGuyNextDoor 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:41

Just because someone is the basketball star does not make them an asshole. On another note, there are a lot of people who like violence way too much on this site.

tifferneelee 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 1:13

payback is a bitch. did you rub it in his face?

ihrtspn 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 6:18

he shouldnt have done it to you and got what he deserved

rgviza 0

Friday 13 March 2009 16:15

AAAAH he deserved it. Well not to have his arm broken but he should have known it was coming.

Cadle90 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:16

Someone at my school got in a fight with the star football player, The kid ducked and the football player punched the wall and broke his hand.... The kid that ducked was suspended for 3 weeks because the big game was that day :(

Pixelatedpotato 28

Friday 29 January 2016 19:57

I don't think that's allowed... In my school they don't give a shit and suspend them both.

IamSpartacus 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 5:43

Hey, #4. Have a sense of humor. It's probably just a bunch of teenagers having fun.

xaphon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 1:28

LOL nice who cares if hes the star of the team or not he did it to you giving you every right to do that and a little extra to him since he started it

supercoolperson 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:23

"Someone at my school got in a fight with the star football player, The kid ducked and the football player punched the wall and broke his hand.... The kid that ducked was suspended for 3 weeks because the big game was that day :(" Damn, that's a FML right there.