By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Comments

ahippienamedrae 10

Well... 'turkey basting' is a sexual metaphor too, so you could've went along with it. ._.

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RomeyRich 22

lmfao!!! hope you gave thanks after ;)

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Pat77235 8

That's a real shame, basting is what makes a turkey

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shadypalmtree 20

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I yelled something I thought would be sexy so he could finish. He didn't. FML

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Lebeaugars95 20

I don't think so...

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Witchylady 17

Yep I agree. That would put anyone off.

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FMLworthy5000 21

She's a bit late for that holiday

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Boeneman 3

here com turkey stuffer to the resuce

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billiejoe7 10

You sir, are not a man.

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sweetbliss3 37

not a man bc he couldnt finish? she hollered out something so stupid that didnt turn him on. not his fault. if my fiance said something along those lines to me, i probably wouldnt finish either, so that may make me "not a woman?"

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starcaller17 16

#76, no, it would make you not a man, like they said

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