By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Welshite 39

A turkdicken? What will they think of next?

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LatvianPride 16

That reminds me of an old FML where the boyfriend leans over the table and says "I'll stuff your turkey later" xD.

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extrasnipes 22

Perhaps op is that guy and that's his girlfriends comeback

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mydadpulledout 17

It reminds me of the scene in "Liar Liar" when he calls the guy the defendant was boning to the stand.

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FranklySpeaking 11

Just think of yourself as a dressing. Or maybe as a gravy injector. Either way, she's going to like what's coming out.

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Lebeaugars95 20

your picture makes this comment that much creepier

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whirlednews 8

Then she should have said "baste" instead of "stuff"

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domolovesyoshi 33

why? They're having sex which means he's inside 'stuff me' is the correct terminology.

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JaneChemi_fml 21

I bet this is one argument you never thought you'd have

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arrowhead532 9

I don't blame you OP I don't think anyone could finish if their girlfriend said that.

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Wakachulak 22

I could. But then, I'm a freak so I probably don't count.

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PhilSnake22 13

I don't blame you OP. I can just imagine hearing that in the middle of sex and laughing my own erection away...

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meowimmakat 23

Maybe she wasn't in the mood and didn't want to continue? Or was hungry haha.

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ericb982 8

This reminds me of the FML where the boyfriend grabbed her gf's chin and said "gobble gobble" XD

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EvilLittleMan 23

Make things interesting by introducing a turkey baster.

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