By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML
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Scubanaut 13

Did you quit her cold turkey?

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Bwcoleman222 5

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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Attacksloth 33

This is where you get off of her, walk into the kitchen, grab a carrot, salt, pepper, rosemary, parsley, and oregano, and start shoving them in. When she protests, stick an apple in her mouth and tell her to shut up because she's a turkey and turkeys don't talk.

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FMLL2016 16

Wow I didn't know it was thanksgiving already!

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austinlynn2013 9

Guess some one else will be going H.A.M. while stuffing her like a turkey...

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laden_swallow09 34

Tell your girl to quit talking like some jive-ass turkey. Eh, sounded better in my head.

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Badkarma4u 17

If that's all it takes to throw you off your game. F your girlfriend's L.

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boshbish 14

Who would say that during sex anyway? FYL

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itsjusttofunny 8

I don't think that the comment she made had much to do with good directly. it was meant that she likes getting stuffed and feeling filled up.

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icepick23 12

That's ******* awesome!

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middlenamefrank 8

Yeah, that mental image is pretty much a showstopper. Especially if she's a baster.

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