Intimacy: Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME... - FML

By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 20:12 - United States - Ellicott City

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Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

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By KaRaSu - 22/11/2008 12:24 - France

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Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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Stuff

By BOO! - 25/05/2019 04:00

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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML

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By ottawaaa - 27/01/2009 22:26 - Canada

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and as I pulled out to finish I slipped and ended up punching her in the stomach, I came while she was writhing in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML

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Fast and Furious

By Anonymous - 02/03/2020 01:00

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Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML

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Routine

By youaresodumb - 27/09/2010 04:19 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML

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Bad sign

By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Anon. - 01/03/2011 23:51 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML

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By katie - 25/05/2011 08:23

Spicy

Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML

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Scubanaut 13

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:16

Did you quit her cold turkey?

Bwcoleman222 5

Tuesday 15 April 2014 0:20

"I'LL HOP ON YOU LIKE THE EASTER BUNNY!"

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nokturn_fml 11

Tuesday 15 April 2014 3:59

:(

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:16

I think a little bread and some vegetables would be better... Well I think she learned not to say that again...

themonesterman 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:19

Excuse me for the unnessecary, rude comment, but that is priceless.

Sirmrcrowley 12

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:48

Lol you should've said hold on, then came back with a fist full of stove top stuffing!! "Hold on bitch! You may feel a tingle!!" Ok, sorry everyone....

mld4657 28

Tuesday 15 April 2014 4:53

Well go get some soggy wet bread and stuff it up her ass...

NineeCat 32

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:12

That's pretty hot...not kidding lol no shame!

derek4 1

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:29

Funny she mentioned turkey when she probably looks more like roast beef down there.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 15 April 2014 5:35

that's gross...

kurodansei 16

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:02

Not an FML, girls wants D and is able to express it. Now you get back in there and stuff her!

fcukyea 3

Tuesday 15 April 2014 6:31

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