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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML

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By Foreveralone17362562 - 16/04/2014 02:18 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML

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By yoggabe - 18/08/2012 20:34 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

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By whateven333 - 18/02/2015 04:02 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML

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By Kelly - 13/05/2025 09:00 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML

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Little shit

By Anonymous - 28/10/2010 04:44 - Canada

Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML

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By datgirl92 - 24/05/2013 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML

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Slipped my mind

By PaulineB - 12/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Luton

Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2022 22:30

Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML

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By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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What do you want from me?

By charapos - 28/11/2021 08:01

Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML

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Saturday 22 June 2013 21:27

I don't understand why parents just brush off weird behaviors like that rather than just addressing them.

hordriss 14

Saturday 22 June 2013 21:31

Your parents should be taking this seriously, that's some seriously disturbing behaviour.

Comments

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 23 June 2013 20:19

In VA, USA it's legal to marry your first cousin. In West VA, USA, contrary to lewd popular belief, it's illegal.

ashjo 12

Monday 24 June 2013 8:28

wtf

Erick_lawl 6

Monday 24 June 2013 10:09

Ha. What a great country I live in.

beezy_2011 1

Friday 28 June 2013 2:51

Same thing happened to me when I was 12, he's a year younger than me... our parents thought that it was "Cute" that he was "so attached" to me. I am now 20 and he no longer speaks to me because I kept shooting him down.. real cute.. I feel your pain, OP.

Beva_fml 15

Friday 28 June 2013 13:19

Eww! Im really sorry, no one should have to hear "it's just a phase" about a thing like that!

princessbeckyy 4

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:55

Maeby Fukne?

stitesy29 18

Sunday 21 July 2013 21:44

They're right though Ive been in his place And still sort of am (im 16) But i still wouldnt do what he did

CaliLoveFire 23

Friday 4 October 2013 21:50

I've been through the same thing. It got to the point he would try pulling off my shirt. When I pushed him away I got yelled at my not only my mother but his as well because "its just a phase" and "he doesn't know better" he was 12. Obviously old enough to know better