By psychoticbiatch - 08/04/2012 13:58 - Australia - Perth

Today, it's my 30th birthday. I was having a great night until I overheard my mother say, "I can't believe that thing made it to 30." FML
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psychoticbiatch 5

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Tell her that if she didn't look like the bride of Frankenstein, she wouldn't have a problem right now.

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DREWBERTMAN 2

Tell your mom that "I can't believe I had to put up with you for 30 years... "

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MidnaLink 33

Perfect idea, especially if OPs mom knows OP heard her.

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monkeywrench1 10

OP you got it all wrong. She was talking about her old car and you just heard it out of context. That's all. Now go out and celebrate, happy birthday OP!

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psychoticbiatch 5

Yeah except her car is brand new, Thanx for trying to make me feel better though

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koolkat27 13

I wouldn't let that crazy bitch have any of MY birthday cake.

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emba_fml 13

why in the hell are people thumbing 17 down?

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silencedistant 0

I'm sorry you had to overhear such a terrible comment from one of your parents. It will be a happy day to say the least when my son turns 30 - you shouldn't have to put up with parents like that.

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Skyanne 11

Parent of the year! Sorry, OP. )': I'm glad you made it to 30, though!

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KickItHigh 32

This would totally be different if it was a mother-in-law, because they tend to say those types of things. But your own mother? That's just harsh. :

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Stormyskyes313 4

Shouldve been like, Aw but look where i got it from.

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pastnastificatio 4

Is there anything around the house that they got around the day you were born?

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kat2812 1

I was thinking the same thing. maybe she was talking about your baby blanket (and she was going to give it to you to pass down to your kids) , I hope so. I cannot believe people can be so cruel.

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psychoticbiatch 5

No, it wasn't at either of our houses it was at my brothers house, so no, I'm the only 30yr old "thing" there

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