By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
I agree, your life sucks 494
You deserved it 37

Top comments

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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MathcoreBilly 4

To the comment above me, Um I'm pretty sure its a mustache? And I really doubt you could do any better. Btw, Happy Birthday

The illustration needs to get rid of the eye chart... Unless the doctor is really an optometrist...? I don't see how it fits with the story though. And more emphasis should've been made on the fact that it was the person's bday. The tiny gift hanging off the mom's hand is hard to get. Otherwise, I like this person's style. :D

NGM_KID 0

#156, actually I do think I could do a better job, nay, I KNOW I can do a better job than that!! I'm in art class.... :P

# 158, Oh yeah? Well send an email to [email protected], and we'll see ;) ...

Kyothine 0

It doesn't matter if #155 can do better, you retard. The illustration still sucks and is unfunny.

snowsurfsunx3 0

Man, that sucks. I know you're probably not able to get it (since its rare to) but one of my friends was scratched by her cat, and was apparently very allergic to the bacteria that causes cat scratch fever. Usually you get a fever and swelling, but she went into a coma and was on the brink of death. Hope you got that cut cleaned out reaaaally well.

#16- cats don't have "rabbis" A rabbi is a Jewish minister. Could the cat possibly have had rabies? Probobly not, considering if they kept it they most likely got it all it's shots. Happy birthday, for what it's worth. :]

#158, the fact that you're in art class doesn't make you better. Any one can take an art class, doesn't mean their good... >.> #160, well unless you can do better, it's unfair for you to criticize

#108 - lmao. If there was such thing as a Jewcat, I would definitely invest in one. Happy Birthday (very belatedly, but it's the thought that counts, right?) ! Oh, and it just goes to show - declaw your cats. If you ever let one in your house again.

hawt_leah_foshiz 0

oh man that sucks...i hope your b-day was OK though. :)