By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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jessamyn 0

i dont get the illustration, someone explain please? btw, FYL lol

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redroses5 0

The illustration is awful. Doesn't explain what happened in the FML. I mean, the drawing is good it's just you can't really tell what the story is. Awful. Should've picked a better one...

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bbelt191 0

does your mom sniff markers? paint? prehaps she uses weed? we will never know.

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SoftballChick72 0

I like the illustration. It's a doctor trying to get the damned cat off his face? And his mom looking embarrased(Can't spell it) Jeez, what if someone insulted you THAT badly over something you worked something hard on? Gosh

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OrdinaryMan_fml 0

throw your fist at her first thing on her birthday (:

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provostcarly 0

poor mom probably feels terrible! Make her do something better to make up for it

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Potquats 0

roffle. Atleast you can have some neat scars. CALL THEM BATTLE SCARS >:3

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dabears554 0

Bad depiction in drawing...

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NGM_KID 0

Is that a booger coming out of the doctor's nose? And I bet it must be cold in there cause something is very pointy....lol BTW, I hate this illustration, it makes no sense and it just plain sucks!!

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