By trice - 08/05/2013 17:48 - United States - Austin

Today, it's my birthday. Three people wished me happy birthday: Google, my insurance company, and the place I lease my car from. FML
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abbttmc 12

Happy birthday now it's 4 people :)

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perdix 29

Aw, shit, you mean your dentist forgot? If you show Denny's your driver's license, they'll suddenly remember and give you some free food!

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simplysarcastics 26

Well if its any consolation, I wish you a happy bday!

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effiestonem154 11

Make a Facebook next year and make your birthday visible. For some reason, people feel obligated to wish you ;)

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Xatraris 38

For everyone else it works. I work with a guy and his bday is 1 day after mine. He set his accidentally on my day as well and everyone at work thought it was only his day. I honestly found it funny though, I could care less about what anyone says or does on Facebook.

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imyy 20

Who is this Google person you mention? I wonder what it is like being named after a company...

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GrinchFu1 27

I was gonna tell you something but I forgot what I was gonna say....

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rightspark 7

You already have one "F"ing account(FML) get another "F"ing account, Facebook lol. Happy birthday to you..

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