Miscellaneous: Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd...

By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 17/03/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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By not_so_sweet_sixteen - 17/03/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By 1fungi - 07/12/2010 05:25

Today, it's my 26th birthday. My girlfriend gave me a matchbox car, a glow necklace, and a squirt gun. For her birthday, I bought her a new dress, rented a limo, and took her around to bar hop with her friends. FML

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By civic4life - 17/09/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML

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Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML

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By Dopeboyfresh71 - 19/12/2010 01:02 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML

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By poop - 28/02/2012 07:10 - United States

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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xundria 5

Friday 12 February 2010 23:45

quit expecting everything to be handed to you. A lot of people don't get cars for their 16th birthday. A lot of people don't get their first car until after college and it's a piece of shit.

exquisite 0

Friday 12 February 2010 23:44

Hey! You got your car, quit whining!

Comments

Bl00d_Ang3l 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:18

She promised a car and you got one. :] And maybe that's your hint to grow up and by a car with your own money. :P

Trixies100 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:40

at least u got one

yessirfosho 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:44

It's better to work and earn the money to buy the car yourself. It will mean alot more and you'lle have alot more respect for it earning it yourself.

yessirfosho 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:44

It's better to work and earn the money to buy the car yourself. It will mean alot more and you'lle have alot more respect for it earning it yourself.

comatoast 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 5:52

waaahhh! I didn't have everything handed to me on a silver platter! Get over it bitch, and go buy your own car.

beLegit 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:10

hahah why don't yall realize her mom has a sense of humor?!?! hahha I think it was cruel to get you all excited but it would be funny to give you a Lego then a real car. lighten up, people.

strawberry6826 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:12

lmfaoo srry dude but tht was too funny. fyl.

1234PIE43215 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:25

You should be grateful! Those cars are awesome! Show off your ride! ;)

underpaid011 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 6:49

why does every 16 year old think they should get a car? I knew I was not going to be given a car at 16, nor did I expect one. borrowing the chevy station wagon was the best I could do. not that it was bad - it was a full size station wagon, and the rear and middle seat could fold down......