By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
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Judus_beej 0

kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.

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jaegerbomb96 5

Don't have sex. Because you will get pregnant, and you will die.

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Rokpics13 0

mean girls classic :D

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shawnasays 6

I'm sick and tired of seeing all these comments about her being a *****, etc. You CAN get pregnant while using protection, you CAN get pregnant by having sex only once and you CAN get pregnant from having ONE sex partner. Everyone needs to stop. Some of the best mothers I know are teenagers. I'm nineteen and I have a three year old son, does that make me a *****? I'm still with the father, by the way. :)

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azn4life69 0

what more could you ask for on your sixteenth birthday?

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drm82895 0

someone get a coat hanger, i can fix this?

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anma_fml 0

so? it was your own damn fault for having sex you dumb bizz. it's not even legal. you shouldn't have posted this because it really is your OWN DAMN FAULT.

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